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Elon Musk rap battle

Battles of the Future: Elon Musk vs. The Envious Titans of Industry




๐ŸŽต Elon:

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About a guy who made rockets and electric cars as well.
I’m Elon Musk, yeah, you’ve heard my name,
While you’re stuck in the past, I’m in a different lane.

You say I’m dreamin’ ’bout Mars, well, that’s my mission,
While you’re still arguing ’bout fossil fuel emission.
I got a Cybertruck, what you got? A gas guzzler?
Your tech’s so old, man, it couldn’t be subtler.

๐ŸŽต Envious Industries:

Hold up, Elon, don’t get too cocky,
Your tweets alone could make your stock rocky.
We’ve been in the game, while you were in diapers,
Our legacy’s long, like snipers to vipers.

You talk ’bout space, but we’ve been to the Moon,
You’re just a billionaire playboy, a real-life cartoon.
And let’s not forget, you’re not the only one in the race,
We’ve got electric cars too, tryin’ to save face.

๐ŸŽต Elon:

Ah, legacy, legacy, that’s all you speak,
But innovation’s what I seek.
You had your chance, now move aside,
It’s time for a future where we don’t have to hide.

You say you’ve been to the Moon, well, I’m going to Mars,
I’m shooting for the stars, while you’re stuck in your cars.
You can keep your oil, keep your coal,
I’ve got a renewable goal, that’s how I roll.

๐ŸŽต Envious Industries:

You think you’re so smart with your reusable rockets,
But remember, we’ve got the keys to the lockets.
You may have fans, but we’ve got the masses,
Your “bleepin’” dreams are just rose-colored glasses.

๐ŸŽต Elon:

Rose-colored or not, at least I can see,
A future that’s more than just a “bleepin’” decree.
I’m outta here, y’all, got a planet to save,
While you’re stuck here, rapping from the grave.

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